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Monday, 10 March 2014

Proverbs of the day!

"He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry."

"No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam."

"Drinking garri doesn't mean you are poor, but allowing the garri to swell before drinking is poverty."

"Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder."

"Anyone who refuses to classify agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is racist."

"He who asks for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues."

"He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret."

"He who uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything."

Lmao! Don't you just love Nigerians?
Naija for life!

xoxo










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5 comments

  1. Rotflmao . Long live Nigeria! !!!

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  2. I fell off my chair!! I definitely have trust issues! I need stew with my jollof rice...lmbo!!

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  3. Lmao. I love this. I can't even pick a favourite. Thanks for posting. Xoxo

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  4. Har har, great post dear, stop by our blog if you like we can follow each other on Gfc and bloglovin. Let us know. Kisses from Kenya

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